The other paper of record featured a Puget Sound house as its House of the Day last week, and it's left us vaguely stumped. What if you're totally into this listing and can't actually find any more info on it? Where's a link? How do we find all the gritty details? Jeez, WSJ! Can you be more vague? Lucky for you, we stalked John L. Scott's listings to find the place for you. It's a 5-bed in West Seattle with 4,320 sq. ft., a pool, views of Vashon and the Olympics, and, well, it's kind of gorgeous. Did we mention the heated, covered deck? Yeah, there's that too. Alright, WSJ. We'll cut you a break. This one's pretty. It goes for $2,650,000 if you're in the market.