We'd like to say "only in Washington" about the story of a pig who went on an adventure in Spokane Valley on Friday, but we all know this is probably a regular old day in the South. Nonetheless, a state trooper had to taze the pig when he started running around in yards and doing some damage. The pig weighs 500 pounds, so he's likely going to win in a fight with your mailbox. When the tazer didn't work, he resorted to shooting the pig. The pig lost that one. But give the officer a break! Piggie was knocking down people! He was a regular menace to society! Man's a hero! [Seattle Weekly]
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