Stop Picking on Crows- They're Heroes.

UW researchers spent the last ten years training crows to recognize faces, says KIRO. The main target: none other than Osama bin Laden. Crows apparently have insanely good long-term memories and the ability to determine who's an enemy and who's an ally, so they would have made good spy birds if a dog with titanium teeth hadn't snagged him last weekend. Bow down to Washington! [KIRO]