Behold a sample of the best and brightest of housewares from Seattle's Craigslist. This week, ways to gratuitously spend your money so all your friends will now you have a ton of cash.
The piece: A polar bear rug. Seriously.
The Price: $7500
Use it for: Posing your children for pictures that will embarrass them later; scaring PETA members
The piece: Antique toy ferry boats
The Price: $2500
Use it for: Being totally ridiculous about how much you spend for your nursery decor
The piece: Antique cherry cabinets and a kitchen table
The Price: $3000
Use it for: Spending even more than you would regularly because this is an antique, dammit! Tell your friends!