Occupy Seattleites who got kicked out of their Turritopsis Nutricula (i.e. "immortal jellyfish") residence in the Central District, this one goes out to you. We're all for the 99 percent and the war you're waging against corporate greed. But dude, you're not helping your cause by pulling the victim card when you get kicked out of the abandoned home you were squatting in and then proceed to make it look like a demon-possessed Emily Rose decorated the outside. Not cool, man. Not cool.