Without further ado, your weekly update on the city's favorite falling-apart thoroughfare (complete with emoticons).
Viaduct status: IT FELL DOWN! Jk, lol! ;)
Recent earthquakes: Something down in a forest somewhere not even near the Viaduct. :/
Annoying shutdowns on the horizon: Things don't get a little dicey until two weeks from now. We're in the clear next week. >:(
And now, all the news: