To paraphrase an old Janeane Garofalo bit, we just want to meet one person who says, "You know, I wasn't going to rent this apartment but then I saw that the complex made a Craigslist ad that included a terrible Thanksgiving pun and I just knew I had to live there."
Along with all of the turkey puns, there are TONS of folks on Craigslist that want you to gobble up things in time for Turkey Day. They want you to gobble up great rates, gobble up great prices, gobble up entire homes, gobble up some deals, gobble up crazy specials, gobble up free rent (how?), gobble up some savings and finally one request to "gobble me up!" Easy, Craigslist.