About That Angry Bird On The Space Needle...

...it ain't goin' nowhere. Forbes reports that the Angry Bird perched in a giant slingshot on the Space Needle today is actually a publicity stunt to fete the launch of Angry Birds Space. Rovio explained that the bird is an "art installation" (read: really annoyingly huge disappointment) that will not, in fact, be shot into Belltown or Queen Anne in search of pigs. (Rachel, you are safe.) Everyone who works downtown or in the Denny Triangle can stop crowding the window now. [Forbes]