Ugly House Photos, have you descended upon Seattle? That's the only explanation we can come up with for the staging (or just general layout) of this 4-bed, 3.75-bath cedar Craftsman out in Mazama. So many hanging light fixtures! And scary hanging chains! And hanging moose (?) horns juxtaposed to Coca Cola decals! But, on the upside of things, no one has to see this staged, 3000 sq. ft. monstrosity if you choose, as it sits on 14 acres with a river/stream rolling in the backyard. If this has piqued your curiosity, you can snag it for only $650,000!
Listing: 13 Alpine Valley Ln [Redfin]