The heavy drapes, the ponderous carpeting, the dim lighting offered by the chandeliers, the occasional stained glass window all packaged within this ominous, cartoon exterior -- can't you just picture the cast of Clue rushing from room to room to solve the mystery? The 6-bed, 4,660 sq. ft. Craftsman offers tons of open space and allows us to at least entertain the idea of secret passageways that can take you from the kitchen to the study. And while the odds are we won't catch Professor Plum in the ballroom with the wrench, perhaps we'll find Miss Scarlett lounging in in the built-in sauna. The cost of living the real-life board game will run you a hefty $1.25 million, but think about all the great themed parties you'll have!
Listing: 1505 4th Ave N. [Redfin]