Federal Way, Des Moines, Tacoma -- the south side can be a befuddling place, especially for northerners who only wander down in that direction out of necessity to pick up a lawnmower from Sears. So if you were hoping that reading Seattle Weekly's "20 Texts from Last Night Out of the 253" would shed some light on the inhabitants of the area, you're half in luck. Just know this: the path to understanding the south end is knowing that feeling incredulous is totally normal, and these texts will definitely help you to channel those feelings. Once you do that, you can stop scratching your head and starting LOL-ing with the rest of us. [SW]
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