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When Aliens Attack...

...they're apparently likely to hit Eastern Washington first. "Extraterrestrial life" has touched down, leaving behind sizable crop circles in wheat fields in Wilbur. So if you see suspicious lights in the sky in your 'hood, make sure you get inside, fashion a foil helmet (you know, so they don't steal your brain...), and carry a water bottle, which is good for hydration and even better for destroying antagonistic aliens. You can thank Mel Gibson for that helpful hint. [SW]