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Bro-Roommate Criteria in Woodinville

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Top 5 qualifications of being a solid "bro" roommate:

1) Defines "workaholic" as a one who works tirelessly mackin' on pretty ladies
2) Digs free pizza
3) Loves living young and wild and free, dranking and smoking
4) Doesn't thunder with threats of eternal damnation, especially when the other is trying to "get it in"
5) Uses the phrase "bro ass dude" liberally

Added bonus: Has a drawer full of lax pinnies
Assumed: Won't cock block.

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