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What Would Jesus Do?

Said John 2:16: "To those who sold doves he said, 'Get these out of here! How dare you turn my Father's house into a market!'" If Jesus felt this way about folks selling "regal" winged creatures in a temple back in the days of yore, any guesses to how he might feel about a South Seattle church that looks like it sells Coke Zero and Cheetos out of the foyer? Perhaps the agent was plagued with religious guilt, as the listing also warns potential buyers that there is "[e]vidence of mold in the bathrooms." Interested parties hungry for religion and willing to overcome some biblical dissonance need to raise $125,000 to snag this "temple." Let the conversion begin! (Coffee and donuts to follow.)

· Listing 8459 50th Ave S. [Estately]