Here's a listing that has managed to turn a house of concentrated interior horrors into some kind of against-all-better-judgment appealing art. As though the paint store only stocked various shades of "bold," the 4-bed, 6.950 sq. ft. digs screams "I'm readyyy to parrrrtyyy!!" throughout each of the rooms, giving the place a '70s Seussian bachelor pad party house meets the set of Barney and Friends kind of mystique. These digs are made even more horrifically perfect in knowing that the master bedroom's ceiling (magically!) glows blue and that there is a skybridge to the "other zone" of the house where the equally as obscenely decorated home theater is located. And there's plenty of room for more development, as this palace of technicolor wonders is situated on 5.49 acres. Price tag: $1.98 million.
· Listing: 9000 300th Pl SE [Redfin]
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