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This Week In Strange, Weird & Terrible Seattle Real Estate Listing Photos

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As the weekend approaches, let's take a look around the Seattle real estate listings to find some examples of the strange, the weird and just the plain terrible. (Come across one we missed? let us know…)

"Roger, I've got the perfect shot lined up, I just need you to move."
"I ain't movin'."
"Roger, it's gonna look weird if you're in the shot."
"It's my Sudoku time. We've been over this. Ain't movin'."
"Fine, if this place doesn't sell, it's your fault."

Ideal location for anyone who does a lot of printing and/or has a lot of ballpoint pen needs.

'Sup.

What's really gonna blow your mind is that it's a self-portrait.

"Oh, it's totally cool. Old Man McGillicutty walks up and down the stairs every night at 3am. He won't bother you. He just wants a glass of water."

"This is Mr. Whiskers' room. He's decided to remain here when you move in. Please try not to bother him."

"Hey, that's a wonderful, touching photo of your family. But…um…that can go when we move in, right? We don't have to keep that up…cause…you know, you're a bunch of strangers…"
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