As the weekend approaches, let's take a look around the Seattle real estate listings to find some examples of the strange, the weird and just the plain terrible. (Come across one we missed? let us know…)
You'll sleep soundly knowing that Chopper is protecting your bed at all times. Even while you're sleeping in it.
"We'd appreciate it if you said the Pledge of Allegiance before urinating."
"When you said you were going to make me breakfast in bed, I had an image of something more...complex."
So...did you guys just stack a closet door up against there? Cause you didn't do a very good job...
"And I'd like you to meet the seller, L.E. Phunt."
"Enter, but choose your seat wisely, for while the true love seat will bring you life, the false love seat will take it from you..."
"That? Oh that's the Dark Lord. We pray to him to bring about pestilence and suffering. Anyway, so here's the study..."
"I'm not Misha. I'm Larry. Can I still buy this place?"