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Can we all be adults here for a second? Look, sometimes you're out and about and nature calls. You're too far from home to make it back in time. You're not near your office and none of your friends are home. You don't want to have to wait in line or pay $10 for something you don't want just to find some relief. And you know you're rolling the dice with certain public restrooms. You're left to scramble Seattle for a private bathroom, if you can find one that doesn't have a lock or code.
This is one of those moments in life when you end up saying "thank goodness for Reddit" because when one person asked the question, "Where is the best place to poop downtown?," 323 comments appeared shortly thereafter full of pooping possibilities. We scoured them to figure out the very best strategic locations to squeeze out a Seattle steamer and picked out the 20 best. Most of them have to be credited to "nipple_u_used_2_know," who listed a ton of special spots "I frequent." Best not to ask any more questions. Just say thank you and keep this list handy next time you need to bury a figurative Bertha.
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